Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Is That Another Towel I See In The Ring?

When The Rabid who lead the Even More Rabid, are coming to terms with the inevitable:

What do we have to look forward to if George W. Bush is elected to a second term? One word: scandal.

A few errors of grade school arithmetic are assured:

...a phenomenon that shrewd political observer Kevin Phillips calls "the sixth-year itch." It's like a political SAT: What's the next year in the series 1958, 1974, 1986, 1998?
You don't have to be a math whiz to know that 2006 is the next stop.

Umm, Kevin, you're missing 1952, 1968, 1980, and 2000. Not to mention that you need a headline writer with a proper sense of chronology:

The Scandals Finally Break

isn't appropriate for a prediction.

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