The FLUBA is an equal opportunity feedback source. So, we look for First Lady bumper stickers .
In the category; They Said You Wuz High Class:
Born in Mozambique and schooled in Switzerland
The French will love her
inherited an estate
garden-loving billionairess
owns five luxury homes and a private plane
The category; Weirder Than Eleanor and Hillary Combined:
just more excitable
"too crazy to be first lady"
an object of fascination
"bonkers"
The Flying Squirrel
The category; Policy Wonk:
Washington will be more active
pro-choice and pro-homosexual rights
what a Kerry administration would bring
Kerry does listen to Teresa
running the salon
going to be controversial, which is good
she'll speak up
Category; The Social Graces:
not going to do what Mrs. Carter did
'don't think they're going to serve grits' -- Smith Bagley
have to have these stupid dinners
spirited and eclectic
doesn't like to "be bossed around"
knows where the brains are
One of her close friends is Ari Kopelman
from such trustworthy labels as Armani
only tacked on her husband's name
Finally--and the FLUBA's favorite--the category; And Plenty of It Please...We're Portuguese:
"cheeky" and "sexy"
likes to stay up late
wine-drinking
She's a real sensualist
Blowsy hair, brassy mouth
multilingual
by far the only thing to enjoy
What we're hungry for
green tea and Portuguese pound cake
[Deserving special emphasis:]
shared a ski instructor
Friday, October 22, 2004
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