No Brains in Russia?

More scientific proof you'll still have headaches:

The resident of a Russian village has hammered a nail into his own head.

While alone at home 37-year-old Yuri Dedov took a hammer and drove a 122-millimeter nail into his forehead all the way down to the nailhead, Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper wrote.

When Dedov’s mother came home, she found her son had a fever. Upon seen the nail in his head, she called for an ambulance.

Dedov was taken to hospital and operated on.

After the successful operation, he said that he had heard a voice saying “Take a hammer and do it.”

Meanwhile, another Russki Rokket Skientist was heard from:

Russia’s army commanders have banned the bikini wearing category from the yearly army beauty parade, Itar-Tass news agency reported on Thursday.

“Why should our lady officers get undressed?” asked Major-General Nikolai Burbyga, chairman of the judging panel. “Let’s keep that a military secret.”

The final of the “beauties in epaulettes” competition takes place on June 21 in Moscow, with soldiers expected to show grace and artistry, the agency reported. The 19 servicewomen had to show off their military skills to make it to the final.