Monday, November 05, 2007

Like a Bowl Full of Jelly?

Not in our mall you don't:

Santa is being told to shift the pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a "good example" for children.

....Bluewater shopping centre in Greenhithe, Kent, has even gone one step further and set-up a Santa boot camp.

Fiona Campbell-Reilly, spokeswoman at the shopping centre, said: "Santa has been around for years, but society has changed and our Santa needs to reflect this.

"Bluewater's Santa Boot Camp is getting Santa in shape and setting a good example to children who idolise him.

"He will still be the same lovable jolly man, but will be fitter and healthier."

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