Monday, October 04, 2004

Loose Cannon Sighting

This ought to be real helpful in attracting the shrew vote:

By sending American troops to Iraq instead of to Afghanistan, Bush permitted Osama bin Laden to escape, Heinz Kerry said.

"Osama bin Laden is Osama been lost," she said.

"The Taliban is back running Afghanistan," Heinz Kerry said.

Anyone nostalgic for the "brutal Afghan winter"?

Iraq under Saddam Hussein was not a hotbed on terrorism, but it is now, she said.

"No American boy or girl should lose their lives for oil," she said.

Americans need to think of security in broader terms than bombs and terror, Heinz Kerry said.

"Seldom do we think of security in terms of one's job, one's health care benefits, education," she said.

That'll frighten the pants off the (probably late) Osama. Imagine the fear inspired in terrorists by a President who says he will lower the unemployment rate.

In addition, her husband plans to provide every student in America with four years of college tuition in exchange for two years of community service, and to provide parents with a $4,000 tax credit for college tuition they pay, Heinz Kerry said.

So, in exchange for repealing the 13th Amendment, the American taxpayer will have to cough up more dough to subsidize colleges. Smart, Teresa...very smart.

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