Wednesday, October 06, 2004

You're Grounded, Give Me the Car Keys and Go Clean Your Room

All during the debate I kept thinking that when American Bandstand's Dick Clark dies, John Edwards would be a great candidate for Country's Oldest Teen-ager. But that's a pretty pathetic credential to put up alongside a former White House Chief of Staff, Congressman, Defense Secretary, CEO of a major corporation, and the sitting Vice-President.

What an embarrassment for a supposedly serious political party. John Edwards didn't even know that the pay of soldiers in combat zones is exempt from federal income taxes. And, do we really want to go there (i.e., millionaires sitting by their pools) if our running mate is married to one of the richest women in the world?

Though I'm glad to learn that "Global Test" has a catchy beat, and you can dance to it, John. Now, you and your sister go wash the dishes.

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